In today’s world, when you get to see a dumb Project Manger, there is nothing you should wonder about. It’s pretty much common. Working for an intelligent manager is just only for lucky few. I belonged to the smaller lucky subset right from the start. For the larger community of unlucky folks, here is a quick guide of - How to differentiate an IT Damager from an IT Manager - A small questionnaire and possible answers

• Why are you wiping that CD with a cloth ?
• When I try to copy that CD, computer is telling that “Disk full, please clean the disk”

• Do you like Firefox ?
• Uhmm, I’m not really into Pokemon

• Do you use windows ?
• Yeah, only when I want to peep into my neighbors’

• Why are you trying to insert that floppy by force ?
• It said, “Insert disk #2”, but only one is fitting

• Why are you wearing that mask while operating your computer ?
• My computer is infected by virus. I’m afraid that …

• Why are you hitting your computer with that hammer ?
• I’m trying to crack the software. Woot.

• What should I do with this floppy sir ?
• Can you please copy internet on to it and give me

• Do you prefer Perl or Python ?
• My wife likes pearls and my kid likes python, I prefer golf