Jul 14

As usualy, after watching a movie, rather than going back to my normal life, I started to analyze it. This time the analysis was even more as the movie is one of the worse I’ve ever seen. Even after watching Rajeev Masand’s review on CNN-IBN, where he clearly told that movie sux, I shouldn’t have watched it. But after watching it, I understood that the movie was not just crap but a very crappy copy of great movies I’ve seen.

First half is in 2008 where the movie sucked, even then I could withstand. It started to suck more when the hero reaches 2050 and where I could see buildings, cars, robots copied from some hollywood flicks but shown in a very intolerable way. One Darthvader type of a guy who does Shivaji’s Motte Boss type of sound on his head and uses force to do some kind of blasts through his hands after a dance and his guys with Laser Guns and Tube Lights in their hands (Well, tube lights are supposed to look like Light Sabers) A Robot which tries to be part of iRobot, and one annoying teddy bear. Even if you manage to withstand all of them, the hero is a big problem as he tries to be a copy of Hrithik.

After that movie, I wanted to try my vision of future and it ended up very bad. I guess that flop movie had better future than my thoughts. Anyway, later I renamed it from my future to a present alien planet or how about an ant colony ? If the background doesn’t suit, how about Colony of IT ants which work on computers ? Ah nvm, I’m freezing the name to Alien Planet. I know that its very crude, but come on, its an alien planet and none of us know how it would look as of now :P

Jul 10

I had a small hobby of doing some neophyte art images on computer when I was in my college. I lost that after college. Some good old albums made me remember good old days of passing time tryign to render the 3D worlds on a 700Mhz processor computer with 128Megs of RAM. Today, I wasn’t able to sleep properly, was little sad that my DSLR’s sensor wasn’t cleaned properly by the service center guys, and was extremely bored. Well, this is result of the boredom. I would love to take a snap like that on my cam though. Anyway, now its going to be my desktop wallpaper for few days.
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May 20
  • Goddamnit
  • Google is Evil
  • What the heck happened to democracy
  • Threat to freedom of expression
  • Big brother
  • Hypocrisy

These the few comments I’ve seen on a post today at TechCrunch The post is about an Indian software Engineer getting arrested for creating a community in Orkut. Well, its not ‘any’ community but a community which he named “I hate Sonia Gandhi” and he had few vulgar comments about her there.

As Sonia Gandhi is PM of India (Isn’t she the real PM ?), few people might wanted to impress her or may really din’t like what this kid is doing. They asked Google for his account details. Google dint tell no - and gave his email id. And through email id they got his identity. Trust me, this guy is either a dumb-f*** or he never expected his silly-hatred-hobby to become such a big deal. He had that community under his email address rahulvaidindia [at] gmail [dot] com and the cyber crime cell of Pune cought him and now he is arrested.

There are several things to be given a thought after this incident. Major of them are

  • Don’t be a dumb-f*** and start hate-communities
  • Freedom of expression, democracy etc etc are the terms which others use for you when you are in jail
  • When doing stupid things DO make sure that you are not doing anything against law
  • Not everyone is as good as Piratebay guys - they are doing nothing against law (in their country atleast) and even they were arrested once
  • And finally - Grow Up. You achieve nothing by creating a hate-community other than waste your time

If you see few of my previous posts, you would understand that I hate rediff. But, come on, its my best time pass. Those dumb bugs, annoying ads, silly flame wars on boards make my day almost every day ;) When you hate something (someone), you are doing nothing but giving it (them) more importance in your life which you certainly wouldn’t want to do.

Have fun on internet.

Feb 15

Scared and bored of this stuff. Even before the traces of VTech were gone, one idiot did same crap in Finland and now another idiot did the same thing in Northern Illinois university.

As everyone tells, US Govt. should do something regarding this. I’ve no clue what they should do, but they should do something. They should do that ’some thing’ so that this ’same thing’ wont happen again and again. Bloody they really should do ‘that thing’ as fast as possible to avoid another occurrence of ‘this thing’.

Enough crap. I’m pissed off by the idiots who are killing people just because they’re losers and they want to die. Guys, there is something named suicide, bloody do it if you want to die, don’t kill others.

All you psychopaths there, understand this. Live is a long process for others unlike you guys. They have had worked very hard for their life. They have had worked very hard for their relations. Bloody, atleast one of them must have called 100 times in a weekend to apologize his girl friend. Atleast one of them must have slept at 5 AM for a week to finish his homework. Running behind the bus to catch it so that he don’t miss the examination. And you guys have no clue about desi-students there. I know how hard is life of an Indian student. Competition, competition and more competition. Just in search of better life, they’ve left their loved ones, friends, city and even country and are living in your place. They’ve had lived all their life to make the rest of their life better.

You being one annoyed kid right from your child hood, take one bloody pistol and shoot in the crowd and when it hits one of the above students I mentioned ….. That’s it. All the trouble he has taken for whole of his life, for the rest of it, is gone in vain. Because of one ass’le like you, not only his dreams are shattered but all his loved ones hearts are broken.

After doing all that, you don’t get any satisfaction. You just want to kill yourself. Why the hell you wont consider this option first when you really want to go out of this world ? If you want a normal solution, bloody consult a damn psychiatrist. He will certainly give you a solution which doesn’t involve bullets and broken hearts.

Well, after writing this, all I can understand is, argh, who’s going to read, understand and change ? Just chillax with a joke. Thanks XKCD.

forgetting

Dec 30

This is how I chose ‘You’ in this world

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[Courtesy xkcd]

This is why you are still confused !!!

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[Courtesy disaster]

No big stories behind this. Watched a movie and did a small-common-analysis aided by friends, life, movies. Here first one is the Venn Diagram of selection analysis of a typical-not-so-bad-yet-not-so-good boy and the second one is the same analysis of a typical-not-so-bad-yet-not-so-good girl. To be frank, I’m not complaining here, just trying to explain for a guy, most of the time, its only HIM who matters and for a girl, there are so many security-factors and confusions that come into the diagram. Well, as usual, we are living with the facts, and as usual, who cares ??? Have fun and do your happy analysis of life.