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As I’ve told already, I hate Oz. Now, after seeing the outcome of second test match, I can tell that I found a reason to hate it even more. Thinking from their perspective, they always had a problem with India. It became visible when they lost to India in the T20 World Cup. With that trophy, they wanted to complete their cabinet and name themselves ‘true’ world-champions. But, India has shattered their dream and sent them home without that trophy. After that, they have seen a whole country celebrating the victory their team and making their team damn rich and super heroes.

Now, from their perspective, one can easily tell that, if - Indians perform like Oz, they are anyway now treated as sample-Gods, they would have been treated like real-Gods. On the other hand, Oz, even with their fantabulous performance, only 59% of their Aussie population is interested in cricket. Infact, ‘Footy’ is ‘most’ watched sport in Australia and more Australians tend to participate in Swimming than Cricket. These reasons are enough for Australian Cricket Players to hate be jealous of ‘Indian’ Cricketers. The outcome of that jealousy is nothing but their desperate attempts to win the game.

Well, yeah. Australian cricket team + 3 Umpires, managed to convert a losing-game into a draw-game and later into a winning-game today. Hats off to Indian players for their patience. I became sick after just watching those replays in news. I’m sure that many Indians who watched match would have been even more pissed off. Indian team proved that they have very good patience at the end of the match by not hitting any of the umpires of Oz players.

Well, yeah, just another fact before ending this post. This post is not to support bad game of Indian team. This is just to make note of bad attitude of Australian team. Indians indeed played badly, but not as bad as to lose the match. For Umpires, Steve Bucknor Fucknor, this is the time for you to retire and Mark Benson, what the heck were you doing on a cricket ground ???

For all those guys/gals,

• who are updated with news by their feeds 
• who update their friends by tweeting
• who are easily reachable on text than in person
• who maintain their to-do tasks on their mobiles/computers
• who wish that they can Google their keys when they cant find them
• who love to flickr their photos and tube their videos
• who love to open their face-book and ‘or’kut for their friends
• who read Wikipedia more than their text books
• who loves second life more than their real life
• who frgt spllngs r jst dnt care to spll crctly, espcly ppl hu r tryng 2 bcom “Yo” r “U” frm “You”

For whom everything that starts with ‘e’ or ‘i’ is wicked kewl

Well, enough iCrap for ‘kewl’ eCrowd and other remaining ‘cool guys’ Just wanted to convey wishes for New Year 2008. As usual, lets hope that 2008 is going to be great for us

This is how I chose ‘You’ in this world

[Courtesy xkcd]

This is why you are still confused !!!

[Courtesy disaster]

No big stories behind this. Watched a movie and did a small-common-analysis aided by friends, life, movies. Here first one is the Venn Diagram of selection analysis of a typical-not-so-bad-yet-not-so-good boy and the second one is the same analysis of a typical-not-so-bad-yet-not-so-good girl. To be frank, I’m not complaining here, just trying to explain for a guy, most of the time, its only HIM who matters and for a girl, there are so many security-factors and confusions that come into the diagram. Well, as usual, we are living with the facts, and as usual, who cares ??? Have fun and do your happy analysis of life.

In today’s world, when you get to see a dumb Project Manger, there is nothing you should wonder about. It’s pretty much common. Working for an intelligent manager is just only for lucky few. I belonged to the smaller lucky subset right from the start. For the larger community of unlucky folks, here is a quick guide of - How to differentiate an IT Damager from an IT Manager - A small questionnaire and possible answers

• Why are you wiping that CD with a cloth ?
• When I try to copy that CD, computer is telling that “Disk full, please clean the disk”

• Do you like Firefox ?
• Uhmm, I’m not really into Pokemon

• Do you use windows ?
• Yeah, only when I want to peep into my neighbors’

• Why are you trying to insert that floppy by force ?
• It said, “Insert disk #2″, but only one is fitting

• Why are you wearing that mask while operating your computer ?
• My computer is infected by virus. I’m afraid that …

• Why are you hitting your computer with that hammer ?
• I’m trying to crack the software. Woot.

• What should I do with this floppy sir ?
• Can you please copy internet on to it and give me

• Do you prefer Perl or Python ?
• My wife likes pearls and my kid likes python, I prefer golf

[.. will add more. Any additions ?]

[Courtesy XKCD]
Just like everyone, I’ve been through the above flowchart many times. Just being dumb, I acted like a normal person when I should be a scientist and I acted like a scientist when I should run away from the shocking thing. [Edit : Removed lots of stuff which can't be blogged] Just enjoy the comic